were we waiting for you to get back from the barn?
holy crap
Wow, this is one of those laugh laugh sigh articles. I still think there should be some kind of gattica-esque government regulation of mating, to prevent future farmhand accidents.
Poor guy, I would rather die too rather than have to live without my member.
poor guy…
I’m totally nauseous now. But that could also be from the massive amounts of alcohol I’ve imbibed.
P.S. I’m totally leaving your ring if you don’t come back soon to entertain me. Cuz, ya know, it’s all about me.
wow!!! Well, i wanted to come by and say hello, but apparently you have not been around either….hope to see ya back soon!!!!
hey! where did ya go? I need some laughs busta!
did you die? i sure could use your laughs again
This xanga sucks!
wow no updates in long time!
Tonic, what happened to you? I remember being able to go to your site at any point of the week and just have a good laugh at something new and exciting, but recently things have been different, in the last post you were asking for comments, but for most of the time that I have been reading your hilarity, you have rarely had as many comments as you do now. Also, it seems that all of the items you are posting are reposts. I miss you Tonic, you brightened my life. Have a happy new year.
Update man. I need it like a hobo needs coaine.
got to the “was tonic” site it explains everything i think…
ok, now, that is almost believable. except there are too many typos in that article to be considered “real”
it’s udder not utter
and denied not denyed
if they are putting that kind of “carp” out there for people to read, no wonder no one believes it!!!
um, yeah.
Rose
somehow that doesn’t shock me…
steph<3
those pics arent of me… they’re of him… and i know he’s cute.
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i think i’ve worked with those farm hands . . .
Name that calf Lorena.
Um……..Holy Shit!!
What a sucky way to die!
I really hope this was a fake article.
were we waiting for you to get back from the barn?
holy crap
Wow, this is one of those laugh laugh sigh articles. I still think there should be some kind of gattica-esque government regulation of mating, to prevent future farmhand accidents.
Poor guy, I would rather die too rather than have to live without my member.
poor guy…
I’m totally nauseous now. But that could also be from the massive amounts of alcohol I’ve imbibed.
P.S. I’m totally leaving your ring if you don’t come back soon to entertain me. Cuz, ya know, it’s all about me.
wow!!! Well, i wanted to come by and say hello, but apparently you have not been around either….hope to see ya back soon!!!!
hey! where did ya go? I need some laughs busta!
did you die? i sure could use your laughs again
This xanga sucks!
wow no updates in long time!
Tonic, what happened to you? I remember being able to go to your site at any point of the week and just have a good laugh at something new and exciting, but recently things have been different, in the last post you were asking for comments, but for most of the time that I have been reading your hilarity, you have rarely had as many comments as you do now. Also, it seems that all of the items you are posting are reposts. I miss you Tonic, you brightened my life. Have a happy new year.
Update man. I need it like a hobo needs coaine.
got to the “was tonic” site it explains everything i think…
ok, now, that is almost believable. except there are too many typos in that article to be considered “real”
it’s udder not utter
and denied not denyed
if they are putting that kind of “carp” out there for people to read, no wonder no one believes it!!!
um, yeah.
Rose
somehow that doesn’t shock me…
steph<3
those pics arent of me… they’re of him… and i know he’s cute.
this guy wins the darwin award
Oh my Lord…………….